Spreading It’s Seed

OK Pollen, you win. I will indeed have to refill the wiper fluid in my car before the natural course of the 3,000 mile check-up. I tried to outlast you, but you have proven yourself a worthy adversary. And if I remember correctly from middle school science, pollen is how male plants spread their seed, literally and figuratively (which is actually still literally), and it only happens this one time of year. They carry male sperm to the female parts of plants. Or something like that. So basically, pollen is plant ejaculate. And if I only got to ejaculate once a year, I could probably cover a city block too. If I had put that together earlier, I’d have probably run out of wiper fluid a looooong time ago.

Still Standing Right Here…