Tony Toni Toe Knee

Tony Toni Toe Knee

Whatever I had planned on writing for this quote of the day has now been eclipsed by the fact that I just realized what time it is. So here’s an article from last week’s New York Times:

GORE CALLS FOR RECOUNT OF SUPREME COURT VOTE WASHINGTON, DC– An increasingly desperate Al Gore called for a recount Tuesday of the U.S. Supreme Court’s 9-0 decision in Bush v. Palm Beach County Canvassing Board. “There is reason to suspect that these nine votes were not properly counted and that as many as five justices who sided with Mr. Bush did not intend to do so,” Gore said. “It is therefore in the best interest of our democracy for the U.S. Supreme Court to suspend judgment in this case until we can be absolutely certain that this court did, in fact, intend to rule in Mr. Bush’s favor.” Gore added that if his recount request is denied, he will file an appeal with the Interplanetary Supreme Court.

Wait, did I say “New York Times?” I meant “The Onion.”


Quote Of the Day 12/7/00

“My only good knees are my toes.”

-Boss Man Gary

I didn’t know what he meant when he said it last year, but I think I can understand him now.

Meters to go before I sleep,

Meters to go before I sleep,

Screaming Frost.

Still Standing Right Here…

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