Here’s a quick hit because I’m behind and I don’t want to be:
A bug buzzes by Jamie during a poker game. He shoos it away. Several minutes later, it buzzes by again and he swats at it once again…
J-Me: “Damn! It’s that same damn bug!”
Dad: “Wow. You must have got a good look at it.”
The joke’s on us. He gave my dad the finger.
The fly in your Vaseline,
Still Standing Right Here…