Stupid Squared

Stupid Squared

You need to read this one. Especially if you liked the one where I lost my keys in my pocket. The following are posts on Erin’s myspace page exactly as they appear because I think it’s funniest this way.

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6/1/2006 5:50 PM
Hey cutie! Always happy to host my east coast contingency here in the exact focal point of nowhere. Especially one that looks like you do in that penguin suit. Well, good luck with your big job decision. Call me when you figure that out. Hopefully my phone will have dried out by then. I left it in my jeep overnight and a thunderstorm hit us. Guess I should have left the top on. It’s in the oven right now. I hope that’s a good idea.

6/1/2006 6:02 PM
I know it sounds stupid, but a buddy of mine at work who knows a lot more about stuff like this (you know, compensating for stupid mistakes by making bigger ones) told me that as long as I remember to take it out before somebody started to pre-heat the oven, that it should be fine. OK, Kim needs her computer back and I should go check on the phone now anyway.

6/2/2006 4:58 PM
Don’t know about chess. I still don’t have anything in my house that isn’t better at being an end table than a computer. And I can’t even play by phone since I baked mine in the oven last night. Apparently “warm” doesn’t mean 250 degrees. 🙁

6/3/2006 4:12 PM
Yeah, it looks about like you’d think a cell phone baked in the oven for 20 minutes would look like. I’ll send you a picture. What the hell was I thinking? I burnt a pizza in there just Tuesday night. I’m gonna shove it up Don’s ass when I see him again. But strangely enough, when I plugged it in, the screen lit up and said “battery required” or something like that. Unfortunately, the battery won’t fit in there in the phone’s current shape. Maybe if I cooked it a little while… (and the circle of idiocy keeps turning)

Quote of the Day 6/3/06

“You should tell that guy he’s not allowed to give advice anymore.”
-Soon to be ex-roomie Kim

Yes, there is a way I actually did that. Maybe one day I’ll tell a story about when I did something smart.

Suspending my brain’s pay for the rest of the week,
Dumbstin.

Still Standing Right Here…

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