So I know I haven’t been attending to this website the way I promised all of you many times over. And the reason is because I’ve been busy with my writing class. Sound counterintuitive? I know. But it’s true. Kinda. I still watch football 42 hours a week, but this class – just like the last class I took – has fucked with my head about writing. I no longer want to publish anything I haven’t perfected. Well that ends today. With this exact piece of nothing. I hope you liked it.